"Fuck, my tea."
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via skyschai)
(Source: madospoopiano, via fudge-eye-nah)
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
(Source: basnad, via bringtheinsideoutside)
so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do
update: apparently i drank a little too much and danced for 4 hours straight and then passed out on a couch crying about chicken nuggets
(Source: sehwun, via just-your-average-girlxo)